just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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