and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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