All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just pee around me
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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