the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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