the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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