he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i believe in u and ur pee
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