HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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