thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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