Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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