dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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