The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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