yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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