Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
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You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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