I smell stomach acid.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
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Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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