My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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