I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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