K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
...so i touched it.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he shaved USA in his pubs
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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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