She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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