where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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