you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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