and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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