drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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