i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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