can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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