if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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