I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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