i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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