i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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