You're my little dorito
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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