Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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