This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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