is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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