I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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