I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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