I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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