I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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