You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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