you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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