Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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