No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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