I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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