whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
as a side note pls kill me
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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