Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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