I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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