I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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