Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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