Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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