She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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