Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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