It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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